Silver Bullet rolled his eyeballs big time when I read it to him, but at least he laughed at its bo-liaonesss.
You have been warned. Read it at your own risk:
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
My bet is, somebody out there has too much time on is his/her hand to be thinking about such things.
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
Okay, Okay. I know it's lame, lame, lame. But it's really funny! (At least I think so!)
* Hokkien for idle, nothing better to do.
2 comments:
Bwahahahaha ;D
hahahha! glad u found it hilarious too! :)
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