Friday, July 31, 2009
What a nutter!
Here's another one that got us laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt, our eyes teary and our voices cracked from choking on our own saliva! I'm so jealous that Maru's owner is getting immense pleasure from his Scottish Fold!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Sneezes in symphony
Today, I left the office slightly earlier as I battled an annoying case of blocked nose along with a sneezing marathon since lunch. Apparently, Silver Bullet experienced the same thing too and decided to schumacher home. I had to chuckle the moment I opened the door when I saw a red-faced, miserable looking husband lying helplessly on the couch. Together, we are such a sorry sight, as I add my shite-faced, teary-eyed and nasal me to the equation. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would have been so proud of us.
Sympathy sneezes, perhaps? Although I'm not quite sure from whom to who. We pretty much spent the entire evening on the couch nursing our own blocked noses and "enjoying" the series of symphonic non-stop sneezes, orchestrated almost in perfect harmony!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Yes To a 4-day work week!
Whoever created the 7-day week eons ago had it all wrong. Why can't it be an 8-day week with 3 days of weekend. Why must it be 5-day or 5-half day work week? Why can't it officially be 4-day work week plus another 4 days of weekend in an 8-day week? Why didn't anyone rise up to protest on this at a global level? Why can't it be anything but an official 3 or 4 days work week ?
Whoever created the 5-day work week is a moron! This bugger apparently doesn't have the foresight to see that workload has multiplied a thousand times since the Romans. This workload is only gonna get bigger and more complicated, and soon enough, there ain't gonna be enough humans to do them coz they will all be dead from working their asses off.
Let's rise to the challenge oh all corporate slaves. There's more to life than dedicating your life to a 5-day a week for 10 hours a day. There's more to life than having to work over the weekend just because some morons decided to activate the slaves. There's more to life if only weekends are longer. Remember that longer weekends are not harmful. It is everyone's birth-right.
Me and my wishful thinking. Sigh...if only! I guess there's no harm dreaming either...
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Impunctuality
It happens all the time for almost every appointments and I for one, don't particularly condone impunctuality. I can let it slide with a 15-20 minutes lateness. Anytime later, I'll be fuming mad. If you expect to be late, for god's sakes, buffer your bloody time! And if you are really going to be late for the appointment you set earlier, for the love of God, call and inform accordingly! That's the least you can do. Have a little courtesy and not let others wait for you.
While I cut a little bit of slack with impunctuality amongst friends, I can't say the same when this happens in a professional environment. Not when they seem to deliberately waste time at the expense of other people. Nothing pissed me off more when the following happens:
- My team and I were only informed of the meeting happening 3 days earlier from a partner who needed our help to pull them through with The Client
- We have to pull in an all-nighter to get THE required presentation done for the meeting at such short notice while juggling tons of other work.
- Partner team changed their mind about the content of the presentation the day before the meeting happens and so, we have to scramble to make the adjustments so it appears as "integrated" team work
- When we got to the client's place at the stipulated meeting time, we were told that the meeting will be postponed half an hour later because the Big Bosses got held up
- Half hour of waiting turned to one half hour before the first Big Boss turned up to a room of 15 people
- Big Boss disrupts every single sentence the presenter presented and nit-picked content to death
- Almost 45 minutes later, the other Big Boss turned up with an extremely grumpy face
- The presenting team had to re-hash what was presented before again to bring the other Big Boss up to speed
- The other Big Boss did another round of #6 after the presentation ended, with less than positive comments and vague comments for action plans
- Partner team suggested to close the meeting after the comments as they had to rush off for another meeting. Mr Clients refused, stating that this meeting has to finish, the other has to wait. No one refute, although no one actually wanted to stay on.
By then, the meeting had over-ran by more than 3 hours! We have been at the place since 2.50 pm and it was almost 8pm on a Friday evening before we got out of the meeting room! It was simply ridiculous. Just because these big fucks cannot manage their time, it doesn't mean that they ought to impose their bad time management on other people. To me, this is sheer rudeness. What makes it even worse is that the culprits are not Thais who are generally known for their rubber time, but bloody Farangs! Foreigners who probably bear the brunt of scorns from their organization if they are late for even 5 minutes back at where they are from! I was literally fuming away and I was quite upset to hear that The Clients from this very organization (at every level too!) are known to be late all the time. As such, this is nothing unusual for the team. Frankly, I was appalled! How could they let that happen A.L.L T.H.E T.I.M.E? Of course, since I'm new to the team, I can't quite say anything as I don't even know the clients. It was my first meeting with them and already, I'm not liking what I saw.
I do, with all my heart and soul, find the entire situation appalling and completely unacceptable.It becomes more absurd especially if it is the very behaviour of the so-called Big Fucks. Where is the respect for people? Being perpetually late is just simply rude, unprofessional and unethical even. Don't they realize that punctuality is a synonym for professionalism and respect, and that it is the very heart of integrity in action?
Friday, July 24, 2009
Food Issues
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Funny Conversation
Me: I thought you are leaving soon?
Silver Bullet: Yeah, was about to, but still had a bit of a problem with one of the printers. (Silver Bullet paused for a bit here before sending me the next message)
Silver Bullet: Think they've gone home for the day, so will I.
Me: The printer went home??
(at this stage, I fleetingly wondered and shamelessly confess that I saw a humanized printer in my head! Hey, it has been a long day after a brutal, skull-numbing meeting with the client...)
Silver Bullet: Huh?
Silver Bullet: No, the people using the computer to which the printer is attached went home .So can wait till tomorrow
Me: oh isee!! haa hahah!!
I had to laugh so hard after reading his reply. Silly me! I have my "bimbo moments"...
Honda: Cool Stuff
I could only imagine that it must have been quite a feat create this all from scratch. Very creative of the folks working on Honda's ad campaign. Although I highly doubt that it this very ad would actually trigger my intention to purchase the brand.
From the Inbox
Courtesy of Vicvanvinkle on records from the Mental Institute. True or not, I don't have a clue!
Record I
Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"
Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art – too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"
Record II
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm…that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
Record III
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.
So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted besides her everyday. The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"
Record IV
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"
Record V
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"
Record VI
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here’s what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
My favourites are III, IV, V.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Lottery
My favourite quote from the book is this:
"It's not a mistake to rethink. Rethink means you get to change your mind. You are never wrong if you change your mind"
So simplistic, yet so loaded. Loaded, if I were to put that very sentence in the context of what I face at work everyday. I'll be damn if that's the official excuse from all my clients. They are, after all, responsible for all the sometimes unnecessary changes required "by yesterday", and as a consequence will make the entire team burn the midnight oil. Makes me wanna slap them (the clients in question) purple!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Dosa King
The only gripe for me is that it's a 100% pure vegetarian restaurant. That means, I had to scour the street for some real meat right after dinner or my dinner will not feel complete. What can I say, I'm a full-blooded carnivore! :)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Pecsi
$23,148,855,308,184,500
Details of the story here.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Pets fly coach, not cargo
Definitely a cool concept as clever marketeers carve a niche for pet owners who are willing to go more than extra miles for their pets , despite the economic downturn. The fact that pets are treated as living things and not "cargo" is a huge appeal, especially to a pet owner like me. For the benefit of all pets and pet owners worldwide, I hope this works out good!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Being ugly ain't such a bad thing...
It was without rhyme or reason (or so I thought) and literally, went, "huh?!" ; along with a where did that come from look. Of course, my answer was no after which, he enlightened me with the findings of this article.
It is an interesting research, although a bit boh liao. After reading it, I can't help but wonder how they select their "ugly"sample sizes. I mean, based on what basis are the men defined as "ugly" in this research? At the end of the day, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Ugly or not, I'm sure they give it all that they've got.
Boh Liao = Hokkien for "nothing better to do". Dangerously idle
Not funny, ok!
To me, this is animal abuse! Why oh why do some homosapiens think their pooches are cuter like this? And why in gods name do these people dye their pets' fur in rainbow colours? This is nothing, but an act of abomination. Cruelty to animals. I classify the act of dressing up pets with those so-called cutesy looking clothes and other nonsensical accessories under the same category. especially so if they dress up their pets in a country where the weather is just too hot!Damn these pet-owners to hell. That's sheer animal abuse.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
From the Inbox
The story goes that after every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers (marked with an S).
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Some thing loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last.................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
I don't quite know what the abbreviated words are, really, but some, if not most of the solutions are too darn funny! What a way to end a day in the office! Thanks Vic!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Organic Shovel
Not that we didn't try to relieve her of her of her discomfort, but the moment we took the cone off, she starting nibbling her bandage away. Her wound is still fresh and it's probably not a good idea to aggravate it.
Watch Fudge still trying to get used to the cone around her head, shovelling her head everywhere she goes. She created quite a stir with her antics. It sounded quite mean, though, but this had turned out to be rather hilarious....
Disclaimer: No animals are harmed during the production of this video.
All doped-up!
Of the three cats, Fudge always has the sorriest sight when she isn't well. She was all doped-up when we picked her up last evening after spending a night at the vet. She was also visibly uncomfortable with the cone around her head and was extremely quiet throughout the ride home.
The moment she got home, Donut was the first to fuss about her as Andy looked on, more out of curiosity than concern I think, before leaving Fudge to her own sorry state. It was, however, quite heart-warming to see Donut kept vigil over her throughout the night. What a pair! He is never too far away from her. She squeaks and he responds. She walks and he follows. She tumbles over, he sits up almost immediately, while both Silver Bullet and me cackle our guts out. Sounds mean, I know...but seeing her tumble over can be quite a comical sight!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Scamming in BKK Airport again
News like this makes me really scared. I easily could be one of those shoppers who, after making my purchase, will usually not bother to check my receipts. Simply because, I have every intention to pay for all my purchases when I bring them to the cashier counter. As far as I'm concerned, it is not my prerogative to check if the cashier has done her job to scan all the products which I intend to buy. Guess, I have to be very careful now and make sure that I check my receipts to my purchases before leaving any premises. The outcome is not funny and I do urge you to do the same if you intend to shop in Bangkok's Duty-Free zone or any other places in Thailand for that matter.
King Power tried to "explained" itself with this video here . Apparently that clearly proved that the couple from the previous case are guilty of shoplifting. I think it's horseshit. You decide.
Delightful Khun Pon
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Friday, July 10, 2009
Jemput-Jemput Bawang
In Kim's words, this is another culinary hurdle surmounted! Bawang and me are definitely friends nowadays.
False Impression
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Such is life...
Honestly, I don't like to make a fuss about things in general. I don't like to deal with too much hassle, but I've come to realize that you won't lose anything if you DO make a fuss. In fact, sometimes, there are more to be gained. C'est la vie.
New Playground
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Lovin' It!
Starbucks Product Recall
If you have this product on hand, better return it soonest. You wouldn't want the coffee bean spirits to mess around with your grinder now, would you.
Be VERY afraid
Read more about the scam here.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Shiny, happy people are we...
We can't tell you anything about the food in this resort though. Simply because we didn't bother with the food here due to its exorbitant prices at an average of 350 baht per dish. To us, that' s just too much money to pay for a single dish of Thai food and, more often than not, you really can get good Thai food at one-tenth of the quoted restaurant prices. Unless you are prepared to spend more than 2,000 baht on every meal each time, then you should give the restaurant a miss. We ended up walking out of the resort to feed our stomach for lunch and dinner at a nearby local seafood place, just about 200 metres away from the resort. It was a really good local place where prices are definitely more than reasonable. The food was so good that even for a non-seafood eater like Silver Bullet, we ended up going to the same place for 2 nights straight as Silver Bullet could not get enough of the Deep Fried Seabass with Chilli. In fact, Silver Bullet insisted we go back to that restaurant as he loved the seabass. Very unlike Silver Bullet, but hey! that's a testament to how good and fresh the seafood was. There were also a lot of Thais congregating there. The rule of the thumb is: If you see a lot of Thais congregating in a local seafood place, it usually means that they serve good food.
All in all, a very rejuvenating trip and we definitely are the shiny, happy people once again. :)
"Testing-water" at the resort's public pool overlooking the Gulf of Thailand: